About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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