too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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