And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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