he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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