Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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