I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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