I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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