I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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