People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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