You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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