She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just had sex on a roof
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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