so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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