I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
