i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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