I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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