He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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