That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I have aggressive nipples.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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