he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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