big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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