I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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