why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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