please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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