But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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