Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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