Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
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so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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