youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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