soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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