and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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