i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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