Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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