Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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