yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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