wakey wakey hands off snakey
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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