It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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