no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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