I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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