something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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