You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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