I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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