So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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