i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Randomize
