You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
They have beer where we have blood.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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