he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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