I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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