How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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