I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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