going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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