Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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