Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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