so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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