I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
