so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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