You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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